

What is ELF ON THE SHELF? Just Shoot Me Now
What is ELF ON THE SHELF? Just Shoot Me Now ... Someone recently asked, "What is The Elf on the Shelf?". I wanted to say, "Have you been living under a rock?," but then I remembered it was only 5 years ago that I started partaking in this why the f--- have I started doing this time-consuming, often stressful tradition (I kid, I kid), so I digress... The Elf on the Shelf Christmas Tradition that was created by two moms in the 1970’s (that apparently had nothing better to do w


5 MINUTE HOSTESS GIFT
You are excited to go to the first holiday party of the season. Your dress fits, without wearing your too-tight Spanx. Check. Your husband is dressed and looking suave. Check. The baby-sitter arrived on time and has the kids under control. Check. You grab your purse, coat and hostess gift. Uh-oh. Seriously. Can I ever be on time? Just once. They say it’s proper etiquette to bring a hostess gift… who are “they” anyway? Yes, it is polite to show your appreciation when invited